(Source: pleatedjeans, via therelentlessoptimist)
My pussy is fat my heart is fatter got a tiny brain made of snickerdoodle batter
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
(via an-awesome-wavve)
Зачем ты потревожил меня, человечишка
“Why have you disturbed me, little man”
(via marcsalmonds)
self care is listening to Africa by Toto for 22 hours straight, staring into the void until all your feelings, impulses, muscles, and skin melt away and you are but a pile of bones vibrating along to 80’s synth wave
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me: I can take criticism!!!
somebody: hmm well….
me, already crying: yeah ????? What is it???????
(Source: dragongf, via therelentlessoptimist)
worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner
(via carpbiker)
this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now
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Stop scrolling for a second
Here’s a bumblebee’s butt
Have a nice day
Little bumblebum
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I want to get to a point where i can genuinely care about people who are important to me without worrying that they also care about me